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Sharks of the Corn

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  Plot Synopsis:  In a midwestern town, sharks begin appearing and eating people in a cornfield. Meanwhile, a local sheriff is trying to uncover the mystery involving a recently apprehended serial killer who murders his victims with a set of shark jaws, and also is a part of a shark cult who believe that an ancient shark goddess will return and transform people into "sharkanoids." Negatives:  I feel like for a movie like this, I need to start with the things that don't work first. Okay, the main thing that I think simultaneously holds this movie back and works in its favor is the budget (which I'll get into in the positives section). This is a no-budget movie. I mean, the guy working the camera clearly has a shark puppet on his hands while he's moving with the camera. The acting is bad all around. When they need to show dismembered body parts, they literally use fake limbs that you could buy from a Halloween store. When a character dies, more often than not, they ...